No Pants Ninja

No Pants Ninja

A frantic arcade game about flailing arms, deadly trousers, and questionable dress codes.

You are a ninja. A master of movement. Silent. Deadly.
But also... tragically pantless.
And now, the pants are coming.

Dodge waves of airborne slacks. Swat them from the sky with your wildly flailing ragdoll arms. Use your turbo spin power-up to create glorious, pants-destroying whirlwinds.
How long can you survive the onslaught of clothing?

Features

• 💨 Fast-paced top-down arcade action

• 🌀 Turbo Spin power-ups for maximum chaos

• 👖 Projectile pants with no regard for personal space

• ✨ Ragdoll-style flailing arms

• 🧠 One core objective: Don't get pantsed

🎮 Controls

• Move: Arrow keys or WASD

• Jump Burst: Spacebar

• Turbo Spin (when powered up): E

• Pause: Esc

💬 Feedback & Support

This is my first full game release under the banner of 404PantsNotFound.
If you enjoy it or have thoughts, please leave a comment or review — I’d love to hear from you!